What more could you want from a cult classic Halloween movie like Hocus Pocus?
You have some of the most iconic Halloween characters of all time—The Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Sarah, and Mary)—plus Max, Allison, and Thackery Binx. You’ve got magic, sass, a talking black cat, and a teenage virgin who lit the fated Black Flamed Candle.
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We’ve curated the most popular Hocus Pocus quotes and our favorite Hocus Pocus Halloween quotes. Grab a copy of Hocus Pocus and make yourself some tasty Hocus Pocus cupcakes and sit down for family movie night.
Let’s start with the most iconic Hocus Pocus quotes
Most Iconic Hocus Pocus Quotes
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” —Max
“Oh, look! Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson
“It reeks of children!” —Mary Sanderson
“Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble!” —Bus Driver
“Amuck! Amuck! Amuck!” —Sarah Sanderson
“I AM calm!” —Winifred Sanderson
“I love you, jerkface.” —Dani
“I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson
And then here are the rest of the Hocus Pocus movie quotes for fans.
Best Hocus Pocus Quotes
“I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” —Thackery Binx
“You lit the Black Flamed Candle?”—Cop
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” —Dani
“Goodbye cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” —Winifred Sanderson
“It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” —Dani
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one…on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson
“Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” —Billy Butcherson
“Damn, damn, damn! Double damn.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!” —Sarah Sanderson
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.” —Winifred Sanderson
“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” —Sarah Sanderson
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” —Winifred Sanderson
“‘Tis firm! ‘Tis firm as stone!” —Sarah Sanderson
“I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” —Bus Driver
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” —Winifred Sanderson
“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” —Mary Sanderson
“We’re young!” —Mary Sanderson
“Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” —Max
“Farewell, mortal busboy!” —Sarah Sanderson
“Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” —Mary Sanderson
“I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.” —Dani
“Welcome to High School Hell.” —Max
“They’re very health-conscious in Los Angeles.” —Ernie “Ice”
“It stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear, that we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” —Winifred Sanderson
“He’s a good zombie.” —Max
“You want to smash some pumpkins?” —Jay
“Please don’t be sad for me.” —Thackery Binx
“Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue.” —Winifred Sanderson
“I shall always be with you.” —Thackery Binx
“Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max
“You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery Binx
“Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” —Allison
“Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max
“Shove it, Satan!” —Master’s Wife
“It is a prison for children.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s Wife
“We’ll be younger in the morning.” —Winifred Sanderson
“I call it a bus.” —Bus Driver
“Come little children/I’ll take thee away/Into a land of enchantment/Come little children, the times come to play/Here in my garden of magic.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Come, we fly!” —Winifred Sanderson
“I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!” —Winifred Sanderson
“I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you magotty malfeasance!” —Winifred Sanderson
“(Go to Hell!) Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.” —Winifred Sanderson
“I suggest we form a calming circle.” —Winifred Sanderson
What’s your favorite Hocus Pocus quote? Did I miss any?
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