We're big fans of Adam Sandler in our house. This weekend we watched Netflix's Hubie Halloween and were not disappointed.
Now, if you're looking for a serious movie, this isn't it. However, if you're looking for your typical Happy Madison Productions/Adam Sandler movie with his normal goofy characters and the brood of former SNL castmates that you will often see—along with some other great actors—this is the film for you. I have fond college memories of drinking in a bar in Brockport after an Adam Sandler comedy performance decades ago.
In fact, my kids saw the trailer for Hubie Halloween, and each one wanted to watch it for a different popular actor. My 15-yea-old ask how much they spent on the cast because she isn't wrong when she talked about how stacked the cast was!
We love putting together posts with funny quotes from movies we love, so we've pulled together a list of best quotes from Hubie Halloween, now streaming on Netflix.
The Best Quotes from Hubie Halloween
Here are 40 of the Best Quotes from Hubie Halloween.
“Halloween is upon us.” – Hubie
“Special delivery for Mr. Loon E. Tunes.” – Orderly Hal
“Did you go pee-pee while you sleepy?” – Orderly Hal
“Hey, you missed. The yolk’s on you.” – Hubie
“I hope he comes looking for me. Because he will be in a world of pain.” – Sgt. Steve
“It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent.” – Hubie
“It’s kind of like a Swiss Army Thermos. Made it when I was in the scouts.” – Hubie
“I don’t have any kids as far as I know.” – Hubie
“O’Doyle rules.” – Andy O’Doyle
“My belly just said yes for the both of us”. – Hubie
“And your butt just made room.” – Walter Lambert
“I was just practicing yelling mom. Everything’s good.” – Hubie
“Well, I think boner’s another word for a mistake. Like, I made a big boner in math class. So maybe boner donor means I donate mistakes.” – Hubie's Mom
“'Most likely to marry his pillow.' Still don’t get that one.” – Hubie
“Only one day a year you get to show your ex what he’s missing.” – Tracy
“I think you been eating too many of your boogers, Dan.” – Louise
“We gonna eat Peanut tonight!” – Louise
“Looking our for the community, that’s important.” – Hubie
“God I love the way you phrase things.” – Violet
“People die everyday dummy, they don’t skip holidays.” – Father Dave
“Hubie Dubois is probably the nicest guy in this town.” – Violet
“The whole neighborhood hears you, Ma. You’re practically screaming.” – Hubie
“So you went with a full moon, huh God? It’s on.” – Hubie
“You want me to get out of this car and beat you with that ugly cat? Cause you know I am more than capable of that.” – Violet
“I’m asexual, but that girl’s making me hella horny.” – Dot
“Please keep the fishnets to fishing next year.” – Hubie
“Can I borrow your gun? I assure you you can arrest me right afterward.” – Dan
“Put me in coach. I’m ready to play.” – Hubie
“I don’t think he knows what boner means.” – Megan
“When I was your age I made some huge boners. Boners that I wish I could get back now.” – Hubie
“I gotta say it’s pretty impressive how long he’s been a loser.” – Mrs. Hennessey
“Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos.” – Hubie
“Did we just fall for the old Frankenstein trick?” – Mayor
“He can weather all of your insults and your thrown objects, and he responds with humor and kindness.” – Hubie's Mom
“Yes, he’s Hubie. He’s helpful, he’s cheerful, he’s considerate. What a bad, bad man.” – Hubie's Mom
“True bravery's being kind, even to those who are being cruel to you.” – Hubie's Mom
“Damn him and his hope!” – Mrs. Hennessey
“You’re always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. But I guess that’s why you’re a hero.” – Violet
“I’m gonna do what I do every October 31st. Make sure every citizen in this town is safe and protected.” – Hubie
“Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright.” – Hubie
About HUBIE HALLOWEEN
Hubie Dubois (Adam Sandler) thanklessly spends every Halloween making sure the residents of his hometown, Salem, celebrate safely and play by the rules. But this year, an escaped criminal and a mysterious new neighbor have Hubie on high alert. When people start disappearing, it’s up to Hubie to convince the police (Kevin James, Kenan Thompson) and townsfolk that the monsters are real, and only he can stop them. Hubie Halloween is a hilarious family film about an unlikely hero with an all-star cast including Julie Bowen, Ray Liotta, Noah Schnapp, Steve Buscemi, and Maya Rudolph, produced by Happy Madison.
Directed by Steven Brill
Written by Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler
Produced by Adam Sandler, Kevin Grady, Allen Covert
CAST: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Julie Bowen, Ray Liotta, Rob Schneider, June Squibb, Kenan Thompson, Shaquille O’Neal, Michael Chiklis, Tim Meadows, Karan Brar, George Wallace, Noah Schnapp, Paris Berelc, China Anne McClain, with Steve Buscemi and Maya Rudolph.
Hubie Halloween is now streaming on Netflix.