Whether they’re nods to the original Ghostbusters movie or new quotes, we’ve curated a collection of the Best Quotes in Ghostbusters: Afterlife. This love letter to the franchise will have you wanting to watch all of the movies again, especially the original. Here are the Best Quotes Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
Best Quotes Ghostbusters: Afterlife
And…not a single bar! –Trevor
There better be a bar. –Callie
Your father wasn’t much of a homemaker. He could barely keep the lights on. –Janine Melnitz
You’re saying he left us nothing? –Callie
Well, I wouldn’t say nothing…there’s a considerable amount of debt. –Janine Melnitz
At least we’re only here for a week. –Trevor
Give or take. –Callie
What’s that mean? –Trevor
We’re living here now. –Callie
You said it would only be a week! –Trevor
That was before we got evicted. –Callie
You said you had money saved up! –Trevor
That was before I had children. –Callie
To be fair, you’ve never been good with money. –Phoebe
What are you doing here in Summerville? –Lucky
Honestly, my mom won’t say it, but we’re completely broke. And the only thing that’s left in our name is this creepy old farmhouse my grandfather left us in the middle of nowhere. –Trevor
Maybe you could put in a good word for me? –Trevor
I’ll tell them that you have a pulse. –Lucky
Mr. Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) and Callie (Carrie Coon) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
Phoebe! Don’t be yourself! –Callie
Would you be my lab partner? –Podcast
Well, I don’t think we’re going to be doing any labs, but I would like that a lot. –Phoebe
How about a joke? –Podcast
Joke? Uh… what do you call a dead polar bear? –Phoebe
I don’t know. –Podcast
Anything you want, it can’t hear you anymore. –Phoebe
A man runs into his doctor’s office and says, “Help me, Doctor! I’m shrinking!” The doctor says, “Calm down, I need you to be a little patient.” –Phoebe
What does a hamster have in common with a cigarette? They’re harmless unless you stick ’em in your mouth and light them on fire. –Phoebe
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything. –Phoebe
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “We have a drink named after you!” So the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?” –Phoebe
Mr. Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
I found this in my living room. –Phoebe
Whoa! Killer replica. –Mr. Grooberson
A replica of what? –Phoebe
A ghost trap. –Mr. Grooberson
There hasn’t been a ghost sighting in 30 years. New York in the ’80s…it’s like The Walking Dead. Your dad never mentioned this to you? –Mr. Grooberson
It’s just my mom. –Phoebe
I believe that everything happens for a reason. Call it fate…call it luck…call it karma… –Dr. Peter Venkman
He wasn’t nuts. –Phoebe
Okay, then he was an a$$hole! Welcome to the family! –Callie
Mr. Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) and Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
Is this safe? –Phoebe
No, history is safe, geometry is safe, science is nuclear and hydrogen bombs, science is injecting yourself with the plague and trying to find a cure in time. –Mr. Grooberson
Science is reckless. –Phoebe
Exactly, it’s punk rock. –Mr. Grooberson
We should probably get out of here right away. –Mr. Grooberson
But you’re an adult. –Phoebe
Yeah, and liable. –Mr. Grooberson
Mr. Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) with Podcast (Logan Kim) and Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
Somehow, a town that isn’t anywhere near a tectonic plate, has no volcanic activity, that has no fault lines, no fracking, no loud music even, is shaking on a daily basis. –Mr. Grooberson
I’ve tried triangulating and I can’t figure out where they’re coming from. –Mr. Grooberson
Did you use three phones? –Phoebe
Yeah, I know how many sides are on a triangle. –Mr. Grooberson
I know, I just thought you were being obtuse. –Phoebe
Was that a geometry joke? –Mr. Grooberson
Yes, hence the wink. –Phoebe
That’s bad… no, I like it. –Mr. Grooberson
Lucky (Celeste O’Connor), Trevor (Finn Wolfhard), Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) and Podcast (Logan Kim) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
Why aren’t you freaking out right now? –Podcast
Overstimulation calms me. –Phoebe
His name is Gary Grooberson? You have a date with *Gary* Grooberson? Don’t be yourself, mom! –Phoebe
I have an allergy to science. –Callie
Have you tried Benadryl? –Mr. Grooberson
Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing? –Mr. Grooberson
She’s not that coordinated. –Callie
I don’t think that matters. –Mr. Grooberson
Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) in the Ecto-1 jumpseat in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
This is Podcast, he’s my friend. –Phoebe
You have a friend? –Trevor
You have a car? –Phoebe
We need a ride, do you know how to drive? –Podcast
He doesn’t, he flunked his driver’s test 3 times. –Phoebe
Hop in back. –Trevor
Hey, remember that summer, when we all died under a table? –Trevor
Hey! Don’t we get a phone call? –Phoebe
Sure you do. Who you gonna call? –Sheriff Domingo
We’re closed. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
Egon Spengler can rot in hell for all I care. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
He died last week. –Phoebe
Oh, man… –Dr. Raymond Stantz
Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather’s house. –Callie
This isn’t a farm, It’s a trap. –Phoebe
These big silos act as a capacitor. –Phoebe
What’s a capacitor? –Trevor
Would it kill you to read? –Phoebe
I think Grooberson is gonna bone your mom. –Podcast
Oh. –Phoebe
You’re not upset? –Podcast
No, I just don’t show my emotions like everyone else, on the inside I’m vomiting. –Phoebe
Are you willing to offer yourself in sacrifice to me? –Spirit of Gozer
What? –Phoebe
Are you prepared to die? –Spirit of Gozer
No. I’m only 12. Are you? –Phoebe
I love that sound. –Dr. Winston Zeddemore
Okay, on the count of three, go on two. One! Two! –Dr. Peter Venkman
Hey Flattop! You miss us? –Dr. Peter Venkman
I don’t remember this job being so painful. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
I do. –Dr. Winston Zeddemore
I think she remembers us. –Dr. Winston Zeddemore
Are you… a god? –Gozer the Gozerian
Ray? –Dr. Winston Zeddemore
Oh, come on, Ray. –Dr. Peter Venkman
Yes. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
Gozer the Gozerian! In the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, The US Fish and Wildlife Service, all the members of Ducks Unlimited, The Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons. I command you under the National Invasive Species Act to depart this world immediately. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
Bravo. –Dr. Peter Venkman
I’m sorry I didn’t believe. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
What was that? –Callie
Your boyfriend, Gary. –Podcast
Boyfriend? –Callie
I’m bleeding? Why am I bleeding? –Mr. Grooberson
Oh, you headbutted a park bench. –Callie
Okay. –Mr. Grooberson
Hi, Pete Venkman from the home office. And you are? –Dr. Peter Venkman
Callie. Callie Spengler. –Callie
Spengler? Weird name, good luck with that. –Dr. Peter Venkman
We lost the firehouse. It’s a Starbucks now. –Dr. Raymond Stantz
Tell me what this is. –Dana Barrett Venkman
Lines. Two… no, three… wavy lines. –Dr. Peter Venkman
That’s amazing. –Dana Barrett Venkman
You’re amazing with your ability to flood my psychic powers. –Dr. Peter Venkman
I can’t believe you used to shock your students. –Dana Barrett Venkman
Between us, I only zapped the guys. –Dr. Peter Venkman
Aah! It’s for science. I know that now. I admit that. –Dr. Peter Venkman
Ready? Try this one. –Dana Barrett Venkman
Take a moment. –Dana Barrett Venkman
Uh… it’s a 5-pointed star? Yes? –Dr. Peter Venkman
How are you doing that? –Dana Barrett Venkman
Some believe that true love imbues a subject with the ability… –Dr. Peter Venkman
Did you mark the cards? –Dana Barrett Venkman
No. –Dr. Peter Venkman
You did, didn’t you? –Dana Barrett Venkman
Yeah. –Dr. Peter Venkman
Aaaah! –Dr. Peter Venkman
Works well. –Dana Barrett Venkman
Ghostbusters: Afterlife is now available on digital and on Blu-ray/DVD February 1.
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