We loved how splendiferous Wicked For Good is! Here are some of the best quotes from Wicked for Good and we are obsessulated!
Best Quotes Wicked For Good
Elphaba: You’re the only friend I’ve ever had.
Glinda: And I’ve had so many friends…but only one that mattered.
Elphaba: I wish that Glinda can know we’re alive. But I know she can’t. No one can ever know.
Glinda: I’m a public figure now, people expect me to…
Elphaba: Lie?
Glinda: Be encouraging.
Elphaba: They need someone to be wicked–so that you can be good.
Glinda: Does that do what I think it does? No. No *way*! *squeals* I’m obsessulated.
Elphaba: For a while there, I thought you changed.
Fiyero: I have changed.
Fiyero: You can’t leave because you can’t resist this. That’s the truth.
Glinda: Well, maybe I can’t. Is that so wrong? I mean, who could?
Fiyero: Well, you know who could. We both know who could and who has. And I have to find her because if someone else gets there first, she…
Glinda: Fiyero, I’m worried for her, too. And I miss her. Can’t you see she doesn’t want to be found? You’ve got to face it. She’s made her choice.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: What do I tell them?
Glinda: Make something up, you’re good at that.
Glinda: Elphaba Thropp, I know you’re out here. Just come *in* before the monkeys spot you.
Elphaba: You’re beautiful.
Fiyero: You don’t have to lie to me.
Elphaba: It’s not lying. It’s looking at things another way
Elphaba: I’m off to see the Wizard.
Glinda: Goodbye, Dorothy; bye, Toto; it’s just that one road the whole time!
Elphaba: We can’t let good be just a word. It has to mean something.
Fiyero: Let that green girl go!
Boq: What have you done to me? You witch!
Elphaba: Haven’t you heard? I’m the Wicked Witch of the West.
Boq: And this is more than just a service to the Wizard. I have a personal score to settle with Elph… With the Witch!
Elphaba: If you want to see that aunt of yours again, you will give me what’s left of my sister!
Madame Morrible: It’s the Wicked Witch!
Madame Morrible: Citizens of Oz, there have been 12 tide turns since the Wicked Witch of the West escaped with our Grimmerie. Shield your children. Trust no Animals. She will be eliminated. Until then, the Wizard’s vision for the Oz of tomorrow marches on.
Elphaba: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. No one believed in you more than I did.
Elphaba: There’s a house, and it’s flying through the sky.
Elphaba: There’s no going back. This is between us, the Wizard and I.
Glinda: Think of what we could do… together.
Elphaba: There’s no place like home.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Bring me the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West, so I have proof that she’s dead.
Elphaba: It’s time… for both of us… TO FLY!
Elphaba: You can wave that wand all you want, but you have *no* real power.
Elphaba : [Skywriting] Our Wizard lies.
Madame Morrible: The wand really sells it.
Elphaba: I would give anything to go back to a time when I… when I actually believed that you were wonderful. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. No one believed in you more than I did. But there’s no going back. And we can’t move forward, not until everyone knows what I know. And once they know the truth…
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: They’re not gonna believe it.
Elphaba: How can you say that?
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Well, I’m just being straight with you. I could tell ’em that I’d been lying to ’em till I’m… forgive me… blue in the face, but wouldn’t make any difference. They’re never gonna stop believing in me. You know why? Because they don’t want to.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Take it from a wise old carny. Once folks buy into your blarney, it becomes the thing they’ll most hold onto. Once they’ve swallowed sham and hokum, facts and logic won’t unchoke ’em. They’ll go on believing what they want to. Show them exactly what’s the score. They’ll just believe it even more.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. You know what we call it? History.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: A man’s called a traitor… or liberator. A rich man’s a thief… or philanthropist. Is one an invader or noble crusader? It’s all in which label is able to persist. There are precious few at ease with moral ambiguities. So we act as though they don’t exist.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: The truth is not a thing of fact or reason. The truth is just what everyone agrees on.
Madame Morrible: It’s more important than ever that you lift everyone’s spirits… as only *you* can.
Elphaba: Was I really seeking good, or just seeking attention? Is that all good deeds are, when looked at with an ice-cold eye? If that’s all good deeds are, maybe that’s the reason why… No good deed goes unpunished. All helpful urges should be circumvented.
Elphaba: My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead.
Elphaba: No good deed goes unpunished.
Madame Morrible: Perhaps… a change in the weather.
Elphaba: No act of charity goes unresented.
Madame Morrible: This is the work of the Wicked Witch!
Glinda: Elphaba… they’re coming for you.
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