It makes me laugh when I see some of the search terms that result in my blog being listed in the search results. Sure, there are the usual suspects and things I’ve blogged about that you would expect to return my blog in a query, but here are some of the scary and interesting search terms that brought searchers to www.MerlotMommy.com that may surprise you (they certainly surprised me!).
My PSA of the day: if you blog about “food porn,” you show up in a lot of search results for porn that have absolutely nothing to do with food!
Top Cringe-Worthy Search Terms
The following results actually freak me out a bit. Not because they brought people to my blog (I have many of these words in my posts), but because of the combination of things people are searching for on the internet! Some are a little sketchy and some are just plain wrong (and likely illegal).
- merlot porno
- rrr kids porn
- girls from vermont named alex in a porn video
- “bring mom” to porn shoot
- crepes porn moms
- his mommy.com
- lifeisazoobiscuit
- merlot is for children
- porn thirsty thursday
- his mommy com
- www mom porn
- maroons mom porn
Top Interesting Search Terms
Nothing sketchy or gross in this list, just odd things that people actually searched for online.
- http://wine-for-dinner.com/
- martini veberage
- mojito made with merlot
- best food ever cheese episode
- dinner intext:comment
- soup girl talking about merlot
- nick mahood
- toddler walking with a dummy in her mouth
- cheesus mom
- eman momand
- viva la juicy la fleur
Top Relevant Search Terms That Make Me Happy
Ah, yes! The usual suspects and terms that you hope will bring up your blog in the search results!
- burlington mom blog
- mommy’s dancing shoes
- girls night out vermont
- wine and humor
- national wine day
- moms night out vt
- mom oclock
- merlot mommy
- mommy blogger and wine
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