Set at Christmas time, GODMOTHERED is a comedy about Eleanor, a young, inexperienced fairy godmother-in-training (Jillian Bell) who upon hearing that her chosen profession is facing extinction, decides to show the world that people still need fairy godmothers.
Finding a mislaid letter from a 10-year-old girl in distress, Eleanor tracks her down and discovers that the girl, Mackenzie, is now a 40-year-old single mom (Isla Fisher) working at a news station in Boston. Having lost her husband several years earlier, Mackenzie has all but given up on the idea of “Happily Ever After,” but Eleanor is bound and determined to give Mackenzie a happiness makeover, whether she likes it or not.
Godmothered was a feel-good comedy that warms your heart and is sure to be a family favorite. My girls screened it with me this week and every one of them loved it and couldn’t wait to watch it again. Personally, I love Jillian Bell’s style of comedy. Her physical comedy is fresh and relatable; she’s goofy and fun. My daughters think she’s a hoot, as well (though, they haven’t seen her in things like Rough Night).
We’ve curated a list of the best quotes in Godmothered. See below for funny quotes and warm quotes from Godmothered on Disney+.
Isla Fisher as Mackenzie and Willa Skye as Mia in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.
Best Quotes from Godmothered On Disney+
This is Eleanor, the motherland’s youngest trainee. All she wanted was to be a real fairy godmother. –Agnes
Recite it with me, please. –Moira
A glittery gown turns a frown upside down! –Fairy trainees
June Squibb as Agnes in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Oh blah, blah, blah. We all know how this bit goes. This is not your usual fairy tale. Fairy tales end with happily ever after—and that’s where we begin. –Agnes
If you’re confused, I can be your study buddy. –Eleanor
Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after. –Eleanor
All she needed was one assignment…and about 40 to 50 more years of training. –Agnes
Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.
I know that I can do this. I’m going to prove that people still need fairy godmothers. –Eleanor
Everyone knows women don’t drive themselves, that’s what mice are for. –Eleanor
I can find her a bluebird to send her a message once I get to Massachusetts. –Eleanor
Siri, search ‘Mackenzie Walsh’. –Truck driver
Okay, here’s what I found. –Siri
Who said that? Is there a Genie in there?! Don’t answer that… –Eleanor
I’m looking for a sad little girl named Mackenzie Walsh. –Eleanor
That is me. –Mackenzie
No, it can’t be you, you’re…old. Have you seen yourself? –Eleanor
Security…! –Mackenzie
Jillian Shea Spaeder as Jane in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Who are you? The world’s laziest kidnapper? Why would I tell you where my kid is? –Mackenzie
I really am her Fairy Godmother! Do you want to see my magic wand? –Eleanor
Me again! I’m your fairy godmother. –Eleanor
Back off, lady! –Mackenzie
What happened to the Little girl who wrote this letter? –Eleanor
I guess she grew up.–Mackenzie
This is the song you sing when you’re in the dungeon. –Eleanor
(L-R): Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh and Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
I came all this way to help you find your heart’s desire! –Eleanor
My heart’s desire now would be a clean house and maybe the eyebrows that I had before I started stress-plucking. –Mackenzie
Now they good great, just like two little foxtails! –Eleanor
What have you done to my eyebrows? My house? –Mackenzie
Magic! –Eleanor
(L-R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor, Willa Skye as Mia and Jillian Shea Spaeder as Jane in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Oh, it’s ok. He’s just here to help with the housework. –Eleanor
You turned my dog into a pig?! –Mackenzie
The spell got away from me. –Eleanor
Oh my Godmothers! –Eleanor
Cauldrons of magical concoctions, I won’t let you down! –Eleanor
(L-R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor, Santiago Cabrera as Hugh, Artemis Pebdani as Duff and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Needle? You said it was a pen! –Eleanor
Look, there’s a unicorn! –Mackenzie
Who eats that much seafood? –Mackenzie
Sharks! –Eleanor
Haven’t you ever heard of FaceTime? –Agnes
Why are you dressed like Prince Charming? –Mackenzie
Voting is a civic duty; trousers are very tight… –Mackenzie
L-R: Willa Skye as Mia, Jillian Shea Spaeder as Jane, Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.
I got hit in the face with a snowball and we sounded kind of terrible, but I didn’t barf! –Jane
Gary, that’s your right paw! –Eleanor
Gary, did I say to put the lights in your mouth? –Eleanor
I can’t believe we’re discussing the work ethic of a raccoon. –Mackenzie
(L_R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
You’re starting to believe in magic, aren’t you? –Eleanor
Now you see why I might have a problem with fairytales. –Mackenzie
I’ll get us more of this elixir! –Eleanor
(L-R): Santiago Cabrera as Hugh and Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Sometimes you just want somebody to just come over and shovel the driveway. –Mackenzie
Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+.
Fine, stay home. After all 9 out of 10 fairytales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time something amazing happened while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants.’ –Eleanor
I’m sorry kid, but it’s over. –Agnes
Nice dress, is it new? Don’t be mad, don’t be mad! –Eleanor
Why am I a failure unless I’m dressed like Ginger Elvis? –Mackenzie
Utkarsh Ambudkar as Grant in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
You’re a single mom and you haven’t put a big story out in I don’t know how long so no isn’t really an option for you. –Grant
Life isn’t always a fairytale. –Mackenzie
I know you want to help, but life isn’t as simple as happily ever after. –Mackenzie
I’ve been trapped in the fairytale when the real world is full of so much more. –Eleanor
(L-R): Jillian Bell as Eleanor, Isla Fisher as Mackenzie Walsh, Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Paula and Willa Skye as Mia in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
I bet when Beyoncé was young her mom used to encourage her in the exact same way. –Paula
I figured out why you’re not interested in happily ever after? –Eleanor
Because it’s a fairytale construct that teaches people that normal life is not enough? –Mackenzie
Willa Skye as Mia in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Disney+. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Mom doesn’t believe in happy…or crafts… or Christmas. –Mia
We think that love needs to work a certain way. We’re trapped in a fairytale when the real world is full of so much more. Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like, maybe we should let them tell us. –Eleanor
Love comes in so many forms, why can’t we see that? –Eleanor
Jane Curtin as Moira in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
You did WELL! –Moira
Maybe it’s time to rewrite the book. –Moira
Jillian Bell as Eleanor in GODMOTHERED, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by K.C. Bailey. © 2020 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Forget ever after, just live happily. –Eleanor
Sometimes love just means shoveling someone’s driveway. –Hugh
Eleanor didn’t magically fix my life. She showed me how to fix it myself. –Mackenzie
GAARRRRYYY!!!
These are our favorite quotes from Godmothered on Disney+. This movie is sure to make everyone’s holiday season a bit more magical! Watch it on Disney+ on December 4 and let us know which are your favorite quotes!
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