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Best Quotes from SHE-HULK: Attorney at Law Episode 1

(L-R): Tatiana Maslany as She-Hulk/Jennifer “Jen” Walters and Drew Matthews as Dennis Bukowski in Marvel Studios' She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

What is the obligation of those with power? –Jennifer Walters, Attorney at Law

Those with the most power have the most to answer for. –Jen
Now you have to top it off with a savage Jen Walters look. –Nikki

The only hulking out I’m going to do is in the legal sense. –Jen

That was the longest answer to what have you been up to I’ve ever heard. –Jen

What’s with Cheetos and chopsticks? –Bruce Banner
So you don’t get Cheeto fingers. –Jen

Steve Rogers didn’t have a girlfriend before he went into the service. –Jen
Says who? –Bruce Banner
The history channel. –Jen

Jen, get away from me, I’m bleeding! –Bruce Banner

You're Hulk again? –Jen
Smart Hulk. –Bruce Banner/Smart Hulk

This is where I spent the Blip fixing myself integrating the Hulk/Banner identities. –Smart Hulk

Wait did we hit a spaceship? –Jen
Yeah, a Sakaarian type A spacecraft? –Smart Hulk

Lethal? As in I’m going to die? –Jen
No, I’m going to explain. –Smart Hulk
That is NOT the sentence to pause on Bruce! –Jen

I used it to …. me again –Smart Hulk
Smug Hulk? –Jen
Smart Hulk. I didn’t come up with it. –Smart Hulk
It’s pretty smug to call yourself smart. –Jen
You use it. Implied endorsement. –Smart Hulk
Don’t lawyer me. –Jen

I don’t want to be a hulk. I just got my own office. –Jen

I can’t stay away from people. How am I supposed to do my job? –Jen

(L-R): Mark Ruffalo as Smart Hulk / Bruce Banner and Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer “Jen” Walters/She-Hulk in Marvel Studios' SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2022. All Rights Reserved.

Oh put on a Pixar movie! –Jen

The triggers are anger and fear. –Smart Hulk
Those are like the baseline of any woman existing. –Jen

Easy girl, easy. B –Smart Hulk
Why are you talking to me like I’m a stray horse? –Jen
Jen, you don’t have an alter ego in there? –Smart Hulk

Is that jealousy I’m feeling? –Smart Hulk

(L-R): Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer “Jen” Walters/She-Hulk and Mark Ruffalo as Smart Hulk / Bruce Banner in Marvel Studios' She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

How do I turn back into Jen? How did you do it? –Jen
Usually, I would fall out of a jet or get hit on the head, or sometimes Natasha would tell me a lullaby. –Smart Hulk

I wouldn’t have thought you were spiritual. –Jen

I can see that you’re not ready for DBT so let’s get some rest and we’ll change tactics in the morning. –Smart Hulk

No, a normal amount of rage. –Jen

Was the air horn really necessary? –Jen
For comedy? Absolutely. –Smart Hulk

Who's your best friend? –Smart Hulk
Nikki. –Jen
EEEEHHHHHH. Spandex. Spandex is your best friend. –Smart Hulk

When you have powers like this it’s a target on your back and the back of the ones you love. –Smart Hulk

Being a hulk means you metabolize alcohol really fast. We can drink all the alcohol and not get drunk. –Smart Hulk

Me and tony built this bar. Well, Tony mostly drank, sat around. Complaining about Steve. It was a good time in a hard time. –Smart Hulk

You failed to mention that I’d still have to deal with a Hulk-sized hangover. –Jen

So when do you think I can… –Jen
Let’s just focus on each day as they come. –Smart Hulk
I legit have a life to get back to. –Jen

So all of this feels like just projecting a lot of shit onto me. –Jen

(L-R): Mark Ruffalo as Smart Hulk / Bruce Banner and Tatiana Maslany as Jennifer “Jen” Walters/She-Hulk in Marvel Studios' She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

I know you didn’t ask for this but whether you like it or not, you’re now a superhero now. –Smart Hulk

Are you quoting a comic book right now? –Jen

I’m asking you to reconsider. –Smart Hulk
I’ve reconsidered and I’m still leaving. –Jen

Dick move. –Smart Hulk
I learned it from you. –Jen

For the record, I didn’t want to do this. Okay, I wanted to do it a little. –Smart Hulk

See you at the next family dinner. –Jen
See ya fuzzball. –Smart Hulk

My baaaarrrrrr. –Smart Hulk
Sorry. –Jen
You’re fixing it. –Smart Hulk

And I’m sorry that I said a bunch of harsh but very true/accurate things. –Jen
Wow, a double down on an apology. –Smart Hulk

God, I really like this outfit. –Jen

I’m ready to give my closing argument now. –Jen

Best Quotes from SHE-HULK: Attorney at Law Episode 1 END CREDIT

Steve Rogers never got to experience sex. Steve Rogers did not deserve to die a virgin. That ass never got to experience sex. –Jen
Steve Rogers did not die a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl on the USO tour in 1914. –Smart Hulk
YESSSSSSS I KNEW IT. –Jen
You’re not drunk? –Smart Hulk
Captain America F*cked… –Jen

Best Quotes from SHE-HULK: Attorney at Law Episode 2

That name is so dumb. It better not stick. I can’t even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk. –Jen

I did not go to law school and rack up 6 figures in student loans to be a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists…and adult orphans for some reason. –Jen
But you could be an Avenger. –Nikki
But do the Avengers offer paid health benefits? –Jen
Hulk Jen is a total snack. –Nikki

Wait, you’re firing me? –Jen

Hey, fuzzball. –Smart Hulk

You don’t have to worry about getting fired. I already told everyone so you don’t have to bring it up. –Mr. Walters

What does Hawkeye do with all those arrows? Does he go around collecting them? –Mr. Walters.

I feel like I’m being punished for doing the right thing. –Jen

Jen Walters is back, baby. –Jen

We just started a superhuman division and I want you, the She-Hulk to be the head of it. –Holden Hollaway
I should be able to enjoy the fact that I just got a new job but I can’t. I bet these dodos never had to deal with this. –Jen

And a map to the best bathroom to poop. –Pug

Your first case is the parole of Emil Blonsky. Also known as Abomination. –Holden Hollaway

It simply means that I won’t I’m a mule now. –Emil Blonsky

I thought I was going to be Captain Fucking America. –Emil Blonsky

Blonsky send me a letter a while back with a heartfelt Haiku. –Smart Hulk

(L-R): Charlie Cox as Daredevil/Matt Murdock and Tatiana Maslany as She-Hulk/Jennifer “Jen” Walters in Marvel Studios' She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

Best Quotes from SHE-HULK: Attorney at Law Episode 9

I managed to sound very calm considering I was calling the freaking Hulk and so let's get down to brass tacks. –Jen

This was a targeted attack. –Nikki

That's correct. We worked together district attorney's office and we dated for a significant amount of time, and let me tell you she was a psycho way before she got the superpowers. –Josh

This doesn't feel right. This isn't even a reluctant superhero. Sorry. I'm just getting screwed over. –Jen

We don't need a narrator; we're not that off the rails. –Jen

I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break. –Jen

I created Intelligencia. –Todd Phillips

I'm not running from my problems. It's a mental health break. –Jen

Was there a real apology in there somewhere that I missed? –Jen

This is not gonna work right? We're actually, doing this? This can't possibly be where the season was going. None of these storylines make sense. –Jen

What the hell you guys, what kind of stupid finale is this? –Jen

The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers…you come up with that original idea or was that from every other superhero story? –Jen

I want to talk to Kevin. –Jen

Okay, let me just have you sign a nondisclosure agreement and then have a seat here for Kevin. –Desk attendant

I want to talk to Kevin. –Jen
Jennifer, KEVIN, it stands for Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus. Were you expecting a man? –KEVIN
Yeah, why would I expect a giant AI brain and not a man? Wait so you're the one who is making all the decisions here. –Jen
I will answer your questions but you must first transform back to Jennifer why you aren't having yet expensive. Oh sure. But wait until the camera is off you. The visual effects team has moved on to another project they're doing now. Better. Thank you. And to answer your question. Yes, I make the decisions. I possess the most advanced entertainment algorithm in the world and it produces near-perfect products. Some are better than others, but I leave that debate up to the internet. –KEVIN
Yeah, why would I expect a giant AI brain and not a man? Wait so you're the one who is making all the decisions here. –Jen
Well, Kevin, I'm not happy with what's happening. My story –Jen
You do not get to choose. –KEVIN
Why not? It's my show. –Jen
Incorrect. It's KEVIN's show. –KEVIN
regardless of creative ownership, can we agree that it is a legal comedy?… I would like to give my closing argument. –Jen
Oh Haha. I see what you did. There. You may proceed. –KEVIN
Thank you. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known for its big spectacles and high-stakes storylines. But it's often said that Marvel movies, online, the same say this is a result of following some unwritten rule that you have to throw a bunch of plot and flash the whole thing, that seems super suspiciously close to super soldiers serum, at the audience in the climax. I propose we don't have to distract from the story, which is that my life fell apart right when I was learning to be both Jen and She-Hulk. Those are high stakes, Kevin. –Jen
What is the ending you propose? –KEVIN
…Oh and Bruce swooping down from outer space to save the day in my story. –Jen
Are we done here? –KEVIN
What's with all the daddy issues? We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues. Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues. Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues. Oh, when are we getting the X-Men?. –Jen
I cannot tell you. –KEVIN

Yeah, that's what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings. And sometimes Matt Murdock. –Jen

I know I've been away for a while. I'll tell you all about it. First, I have someone here that I like you to meet. This is my son Skaar. –Bruce

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ABOUT “SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW”

In “She-Hulk: Attorney at Law,” Jennifer Walters (Tatiana Maslany)—an attorney specializing in superhuman-oriented legal cases—must navigate the complicated life of a single, 30-something who also happens to be a green 6-foot-7-inch superpowered hulk.

“She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” is now streaming on Disney+.

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Best Quotes from SHE-HULK