Paramount+ Original Movie SECRET HEADQUARTERS, starring Owen Wilson and Walker Scobell, is now streaming. It's an adorable, heartfelt family superhero film full of fun quotes. We've curated a list of the Best Quotes SECRET HEADQUARTERS just for you!
Abby James Witherspoon as Lizzie, Momona Tamada as Maya, Walker Scobell as Charlie, and Keith L. Williams as Berger in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Best Quotes SECRET HEADQUARTERS
A collision? With what? –Jack
Analyzing planet. Guardian denied. Guardian accepted. Pairing. –The Source
Yeah, she used to go here. –Charlie
He’s a year older, I can tell, and very excited to be here. –Jack
I want to spend more time with him, I’ve just been busy. –Jack
It’s been a while. I like what you’ve not done with the place. –Charlie
You don’t have to bribe me. –Charlie
Yes, I do. –Jack
My old mitt. –Jack
I’m a lefty. –Charlie
Owen Wilson as Jack and Walker Scobell as Charlie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
In the meantime, I got this Nintendo Switch. –Jack
I accept bribes. –Charlie
Does this game not have HBT? –Jack
My dad is the king of thoughtless airport gifts. Do you know how many butt pillows I have? –Charlie
I think they’re neck pillows. –Maya
I hit the balls and it opened up. –Charlie
This is just like an escape room. –Lizzie
How far down did we go? –Lizzie
Far. –Charlie
Top: Momona Tamada as Maya and Keith L. Williams as Berger; Bottom: Abby James Witherspoon as Lizzie and Walker Scobell as Charlie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Headquarters activating. –The Source
This is so tight. –Berger
This is beyond tight. –Lizzie
This is the tightest. –Maya
It means he works for the Guard. –Charlie
It means your dad IS the Guard. –Maya
Hey guys, does the Guard wear a fanny pack?
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about the Guard, it doesn’t make mistakes. –Argon
Walker Scobell as Charlie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Look, it’s building itself. –Berger
Some kind of 3D printer from space. –Lizzie
It’s printing itself. –Maya
Okay, Hermoine.
It’s not a magic wand it’s a magnet wand. –Berger
I killed Maya. – Lizzie
You killed Maya. –Charlie
That was awesome. –Maya
Walker Scobell as Charlie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Now that’s fast. –Guy in the stands
You owe me a new glove. –Berger
You’re an excellent driver. –Maya
Thanks. –Charlie
Is the Guard doing donuts? –Jersey
I can't get arrested, I need to go to medical school. –Maya
This is a tactical vehicle. –Maya
Kezii Curtis as Big Mac, Momona Tamada as Maya, Keith L. Williams as Berger, and Abby James Witherspoon as Lizzie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
It must be weird to find your dad’s superhero mancave. –Maya
Yeah, it’s like we don’t even know watch other. I thought he worked at the Genius Bar. –Charlie
Huh, I have this lamp. –Virginia
I can’t believe my dad didn’t even tell me. I didn’t think I was that untrustworthy. –Charlie
You were in 5th grade. –Maya
So you do remember. –Charlie
Momona Tamada as Maya in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
My name will be Mouth Maya forever. –Maya
And that’s why you left the country. –Charlie
No, my mom got transferred, you dingus. –Maya
You guys are going to want to check out the office. It’s very Feng Shui. –Jersey
Since when did Lizzie get a flashlight? –Charlie
This is where the magic happens…–Berger
We gotta hide. There are people here with guns. –Charlie
A couple. That literally means two! –Charlie
He’s got one of those Japanese sensor toilet things that sprays. –Jersey
Yeah, get upstairs. –Irons
Power sourced removed. . –AI voice
Michael Peña as Argon and Dustin Ingram as Jersey in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Did you block every frequency? –Argon
Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple? –Jersey
I don’t kill kids. –Jersey
But what about adults? Adults are fine? –Argon
Yeah, adults are fine. I kill adults all the time. –Jersey
One less adult. –Argon
Who’s DiGiorno? Is that DiGiorno at the door? –Lizzie
I said give me that ball. What are you doing? –Jersey
Getting out of the way. –Charlie
You shot at a kid! –Wisonsin
Young Adult. –Jersey
Humanity was giving a gift through the stars that night but your dad stole it. –Irons
You think your dad’s a hero, but you wouldn’t if you saw what I saw. –Irons
Jesse Williams as Irons, Dustin Ingram as Jersey, and Levy Tran as Virginia in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
What do we do with the Rugrats? –Jersey
Get rid of them. –Argon
The cell phone service is terrible. It isn’t where I want it to be. –Jack
You guys are freaking me out with these guns. –Jack
Are you the Guard? –Jersey
What’s in the fanny pack? –Jack
Can anyone say front butt? –Argon
I’m part of the Guard. We’ll talk more about it later. –Jack
Owen Wilson as Jack, Walker Scobell as Charlie and Momona Tamada as Maya in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
You could have chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack? –Charlie
It’s practical. –Jack
I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now. –Lizzie
You’re not the chosen one. You’re the recipient of dumb luck. –Argon
Yeah, you got the suit, but I got the swagger. I think I got the swagger. –Jack
No time or parenting, dad. How do we get out of here? –Charlie
Blue eyes, fix him up. –Charlie
My name is Captain …Irons. –Irons
I was the Guard’s number one fan. I even defended you on Reddit. –Charlie
That was you? –Jack
Daddy wants to dance? Let’s dance. –Jack
Owen Wilson as Jack in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
We gotta go, we gotta hello him. –Charlie
No, he said stay in the car. –
Oh, I’ll definitely stay in the car. –Charlie
No, it’s all about the suit. –Argon
Not bad for an IT guy. –Charlie
Thanks for not listening to me. –Jack
Dad, show ‘em some swagger. –Charlie
You know something Argon, you might have a point about the suit. –Jack
These things are so hot. –Argon
Yeah, you got the warmer suit. –Jack
Swagger. –Jack
Argon in the principal’s office. –Jack
You just broke my son’s trophy. –Jack
Jack, don’t be a hero. Give me the sword or I’ll kill the kid. –Argon
Dad, don’t do it I’m only one kid and you’re saving the world. –Charlie
Ready for my next mission. –Jack
Walker Scobell as Charlie, Owen Wilson as Jack, Keith L. Williams as Berger, Momona Tamada as Maya, and Abby James Witherspoon as Lizzie in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
I’ve got swamp butt. Do you know what that means? –Argon
Don’t leave. I really need to use the restroom. –Argon
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About SECRET HEADQUARTERS
While hanging out after school, Charlie and his friends discover the headquarters of the world’s most powerful superhero hidden beneath his home. When villains attack, they must team up to defend the headquarters and save the world.
Abby James Witherspoon as Lizzie and Momona Tamada as Maya in Secret Headquarters from Paramount Pictures. Photo credit: Hopper Stone/Paramount Pictures.
Rating: PG for violence, action, language, and some rude humor
Runtime: 104 minutes
Genre: Action, Comedy
Directors: Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman
Story: Christopher Yost
Screenplay: Christopher Yost, Josh Koenigsberg & Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman
Producers: Jerry Bruckheimer, p.g.a. Chad Oman, p.g.a.
Executive Producers: Scott Lumpkin, Orlee-Rose Strauss
Cast: Owen Wilson, Walker Scobell, Jesse Williams, Keith L. Williams, Momona Tamada, Michael Peña, Abby James Witherspoon, Kezii Curtis
Premieres Friday, August 12, 2022, Exclusively on Paramount+
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