Sometimes you come across a movie that makes you roar with laughter from opening to closing credits. Vacation Friends on Hulu is chock full of hilarious quotes. We have compiled a collection of the funniest, most hilarious movie quotes from Vacation Friends for your giggling pleasure. Check out our interview with the cast of Vacation Friends here.
(L-R): Lil Rel Howery as Marcus, Meredith Hagner as Kyla, John Cena as Ron, and Yvonne Orji as Emily in 20th Century Studios’ VACATION FRIENDS, exclusively on Hulu. Photo courtesy of 20th Century Studios. © 2021 20th Century Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Funny Quotes from Vacation Friends
Who knew you needed vacation BFFs?! If you’re looking for a good laugh, Vacation Friends, now streaming on Hulu, is full of adult humor and laughs. Not one for watching with children, but definitely a great movie for escaping reality for a couple of hours.
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I don’t know what happened, I’m usually the careful guy. –Marcus
That was f*cking awesome. –
You flipped the catamaran. –Ron
There’s gotta be something I can do. –Marcus
You’re buying the first round. –Ron
F*ck you, you baby-faced b!tch. –Kyla
I mean, we’d obviously be incredible parents. –Kyla
When we first saw you all on this trip we thought you were crazy. But I’m glad we met you bro. –Marcus
A forehead kiss is really intimate, you know that right? I almost proposed to you. –Marcus
Now put that bottle on your head. I’m gonna shoot it off. –Ron
You hit the bottle this time! –Kyla
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He just don’t think I’m good enough to marry his perfect-ass daughter. –Marcus
That was incredible. But Marcus, do cover your balls. –Ron
I’m not doing that sh!t. –Marcus
He’s using a corkscrew on a regular bottle! –Marcus
Marcus, look. That bird’s about to sh!t. –Ron
Stop that couple! They have a bomb! –Ron
You should come out to the Oregon State Fair next month.
When you call, that’s gonna ring to a ranger’s station and they’ll have to get me out of a cave. –Ron
Oh, I can f*ck a lot of shit up in a week. –Foreman
That’s why I’m only gone a week. –Marcus
Nah, I’m good on the tree tubes. –Marcus
Oh, it’s not on the green. Check the cup. –Ron
Well, I guess it’s your welfare checks I’ve been paying! –Marcus
Hmm… Possibly. –Ron
I’m like Batman. If Batman’s job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. –Ron
Yeah, relax. Feel the wind in your hair. Oh, we have different hair. –Ron
I can still feel it—in my face! –Marcus
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The insurance guy made us sign like a million papers. –Kyla
He probably made money. –Ron
There’s nothing wrong with giving back! –Kyla
That’s why you don’t see a log of black paraplegics. Because we don’t just go riding around doing stupid sh!t like this. Like they don’t have insurance. –Marcus
It’s grapefruit juice. And her0in. –Ron
Just float. –Ron
Are you kidding me? C’mon, anyone could do this! –Ron
You came to my face and kept saying, “Punch Me.” –Marcus
I didn’t think you would. –Gabe
Well, I did. –Marcus
Hit every wedding in Atlanta, starting with downtown, working our way out in concentric circles. Classic circle sweep maneuver. –Kyla
Same thing I use to find lost kids in the cave. –Ron
This time you weren’t too late, sweetie. –Kyla
Hope you’re comfortable in a foursome. –Harold
As long as there’s a girl involved. –Ron
Not like my friend Sue, whose husband trickles off the tip of the d!ck like a waterfall. –Kyla
You think the bar’s still open? –Marcus’ dad
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“Trying to be nice?” You ruined my fucking wedding! –Emily
As far as I’m concerned, we got married in a Mexican Cave. –Emily
Harsh. I have like 12 buttons on my cargo shorts. –Ron
See man, it’s like nature’s crisper drawer out here. –Ron
We’ll work our way up in concentric circles…a classic circle sweep maneuver. –Emily
Looks like you f*ckers are married now! –Emily
A wise man told me once to just float. –Marcus
Everything you touch turns into drugs. –Marcus
About Vacation Friends
In this raw and raunchy comedy, straight-laced Marcus and Emily (Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji) are befriended by wild, thrill-seeking partiers Ron and Kyla (John Cena, Meredith Hagner) at a resort in Mexico. Living in the moment, the usually level-headed couple lets loose to enjoy a week of uninhibited fun and debauchery with their new “vacation friends.” Months after their walk on the wild side, Marcus and Emily are horrified when Ron and Kyla show up uninvited at their wedding, creating chaos and proving that what happens on vacation, doesn’t necessarily stay on vacation.
From 20th Century Studios, VACATION FRIENDS stars John Cena (F9, The Suicide Squad), Lil Rel Howery (Get Out, Judas and the Black Messiah), Yvonne Orji (Insecure, Night School), Meredith Hagner (Search Party, Palm Springs), Robert Wisdom (The Alienist, Ballers), Andrew Bachelor (The Babysitter, Holidate) and Lynn Whitfield (Greenleaf, Madea’s Family Reunion). Directed by Clay Tarver (“Silicon Valley”), it was written by Tom Mullen & Tim Mullen and Clay Tarver and Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley. Produced by Todd Garner, p.g.a. (Tag, Playing with Fire), and Timothy M. Bourne, p.g.a. (Love, Simon, The Hate U Give), the executive producers are Steve Pink and Sean Robins.
VACATION FRIENDS is 20th Century Studios’ first film to have a global release on the Hulu and Disney+ streaming platforms. It will stream globally as a Hulu Original in the U.S. and a Star Original on Disney+ in select international markets. The film will also be available in Latin America as part of the new Star+ direct-to-consumer service launching on August 31 in the region.
VACATION FRIENDS is streaming exclusively on Hulu August 27th in the US and on Star and Disney+ internationally.
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