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December 29, 2021 By Jana 2 Comments

Best Quotes Don’t Look Up on Netflix

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Best Quotes Don't Look Up on Netflix

Netflix's Don't Look Up is 132 minutes of political satire that offers some brilliant quotes in its exploration of our current political environments.

Don't Look Up offers savage laughs, on-the-nose observations, and free snacks along with memorable quotes. We've pulled a list of great quotes from Don't Look Up, as we do. Check out these Best Quotes Don't Look Up on Netflix.

Don't Look Up

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) JONAH HILL as JASON ORLEAN, LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY, MERYL STREEP as PRESIDENT JANIE ORLEAN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

Best Quotes Don't Look Up on Netflix

The snacks are free. –Kate Dibiasky

We're trying to tell you that the entire planet is about to be destroyed! –Kate Dibiasky

I think that's photoshopped, Kate. –Dr. Randall Mindy

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R). Jennifer Lawrence as Kate Dibiasky, Leonardo DiCaprio and Dr. Randall Mindy, and Rob Morgan as Dr. Clayton “Teddy” Oglethorp. Cr. Niko Tavernise / Netflix © 2021

We have exactly 6 months, 10 days, 2 hours, 11 minutes, and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth. –Kate Dibiasky
When did you do those calculations? –Dr. Randall Mindy
I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying 5 times a day. –Kate Dibiasky

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP, Meryl Streep as President Janie Orlean. Cr. Niko Tavernise / Netflix © 2021

So how certain is this? –President Orlean
There's 100% certainty of impact. –Dr. Randall Mindy
Please don't say 100%. –President Orlean
Can we just call it a potentially significant event? –Peter Isherwell
But it isn't potentially going to happen. It is going to happen. –Kate Dibiasky
Exactly 99.78% to be exact. –Dr. Randall Mindy
Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%. –Jason Orlean
Well, scientists never like to say 100%. –Dr. Randall Mindy
Call it 70% and let's just move on. –President Orlean

 

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) CATE BLANCHETT as BRIE EVANTEE, TYLER PERRY as JACK BREMMER, LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY, JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY, Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

I don't feel so good. –Dr. Randall Mindy
Alright, so I think what we'll do, we'll go to commercial break… –Brie Evantee
No, please, please Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something. –Dr. Randall Mindy
You came to the right place because on this show, we like to say things… –Jack Bremmer
Would you please, just stop being so pleasant? I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever or charming or likable all the time. Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. We need to hear things! Look, let's establish, once again, that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. And the reason we know that there is a comet is because we saw it. We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! What other proof do we need? And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest, hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, then what the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do– How do we even talk to each other? What've we… What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? We should have deflected this comet when we had the fucking chance, but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. And now they're actually firing scientists like me for speaking out, for opposing them. And I'm sure many of the people out there aren't even gonna listen to what I just said 'cause they have their own political ideology, but I… I assure you, I am not on one side or the other. I'm just telling you the fucking truth. –Dr. Randall Mindy
I think this would be a good time to establish that Isherwell and the president have both said that there's benefits to be…–Brie Evantee
Right, well, the president of the United States. Is fucking. Lying! Look I'm just like all of you. I hope to God, I hope to… God that this president knows what she's doing. I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is… I think this whole administration has completely. Lost. Their fucking mind! And I think. We're all. Gonna die! –Dr. Randall Mindy

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) SCOTT MESCUDI (KID CUDI) as DJ CHELLO, ARIANA GRANDE as RILEY BINA. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back. –Riley Bina
Oh. –Kate Dibiasky
That's terrific. We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say… We're very sorry, right? We're real sorry. You seem like a… great person. –Dr. Randall Mindy
Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck? –Riley Bina

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DON'T LOOK UP, RON PERLMAN as COLONEL DRASK Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

You ever see inside a man's torso?! –Benedict Drask

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Man… I timed this Molly perfectly. –Jason Orlean

If I get snuffed, that you all earn the extra living my sacrifice gives you. –Benedict Drask

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DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY, JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan? –Kate Dibiasky

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY, and JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. I got you some crackers, some waters…–Jason Orlean
You don't need to throw it on the floor. –Dr. Randall Mindy

What if we have to go to the bathroom? –Kate Dibiasky
We'll lay out some newspaper. –Jason Orlean

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (clockwise) MERYL STREEP as PRESIDENT JANIE ORLEAN, LONNIE FARMER as AIDE #1, JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY, LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY, ROB MORGAN as DR. CLAYTON “TEDDY” OGLETHROPE, JONAH HILL as JASON ORLEAN, RICHARD DONELLY as AIDE #2 Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

What do these trillions of dollars matter if we're all going to die with the impact of this comet? –Dr. Randall Mindy

Intergalactic existence for the human race! –Peter Isherwell

What the hell happened to us? I mean, my God, how do we even talk to each other? What have we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? –Dr. Randall Mindy

You want me to quit the mission? I'll quit the mission. That's fine. –Dr. Randall Mindy
I have news for you. It's already a complete disaster! –Kate Dibiasky

You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for. –Kate Dibiasky

Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, f*ck you for putting this hood on me. –Kate Dibiasky

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R). Jennifer Lawrence as Kate Dibiasky, Leonardo DiCaprio as Dr. Randall Mindy, and Timothée Chalamet as Yule. Cr. Niko Tavernise / Netflix © 2021

Why don't you go find some, uh… what are the little potatoes called? The tiny ones? –Dr. Randall Mindy
Fingerling potatoes? –Kate Dibiasky
Oh, I fucking LOVE fingerling potatoes! –Yule

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Nice to meet you. I'm Yule. –Yule
Yule. –June Mindy
I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. Do you game? –Yule
It's really doubtful she knows. –Kate Dibiasky
You're right. –Yule
Who said I game? –June Mindy

There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, um, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don't wanna see that stuff go away. So I'm gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen. –Jason Orlean

What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Sh!t's all f*cked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here. –Jason Orlean

I'm grateful we tried. –Kate Dibiasky

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP, TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET as YULE. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight despite our pride, Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen. –Yule 

We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it. –Dr. Randall Mindy

What is that thing? –Congressman Tenant
I believe that's called a Bronteroc. –Peter Isherwell

Whatever you do, don't pet them… –Peter Isherwell

DON'T LOOK UP

DON'T LOOK UP (L to R) JENNIFER LAWRENCE as KATE DIBIASKY, LEONARDO DICAPRIO as DR. RANDALL MINDY. Cr. NIKO TAVERNISE/NETFLIX © 2021

About Don’t Look Up

Kate Dibiasky (Jennifer Lawrence), an astronomy grad student and her professor Dr. Randall Mindy (Leonardo DiCaprio) make an astounding discovery of a comet orbiting within the solar system. The problem—it's on a direct collision course with Earth. The other problem? No one really seems to care. Turns out warning mankind about a planet-killer the size of Mount Everest is an inconvenient fact to navigate. With the help of Dr. Oglethorpe (Rob Morgan), Kate and Randall embark on a media tour that takes them from the office of an indifferent President Orlean (Meryl Streep) and her sycophantic son and Chief of Staff, Jason (Jonah Hill), to the airwaves of The Daily Rip, an upbeat morning show hosted by Brie (Cate Blanchett) and Jack (Tyler Perry). With only six months until the comet makes impact, managing the 24-hour news cycle and gaining the attention of the social media-obsessed public before it's too late proves shockingly comical—what will it take to get the world to just look up?

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  1. Sara says

    December 30, 2021 at 4:02 am

    Could you please include the prayer Yule said at the end?

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    • Jana says

      December 31, 2021 at 12:46 pm

      Added!

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