In Netflix's HOME TEAM, Kevin James takes on the role of New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton who was the subject of scandal following the Saints' 2009 Super Bowl win. The sports comedy HOME TEAM follows Payton after his 2012 football season suspension as he coaches his preteen son's football team to a championship in this 10th Netflix partnership with Happy Madison Productions. Here are the Best Quotes Home Team on Netflix.
HOME TEAM (C) TAIT BLUM as CONNOR. CR. SCOTT YAMANO/NETFLIX
Best Quotes Home Team on Netflix
They are throwing me under the bus over here. –Sean Payton
My body hurts. –Sean Payton
I'm feeling kind of dumb wearing this thing, Jamie. –Beth
It's cozy! Our combined body heat is actually melting the M&Ms in my trail mix. –Jamie
Baby, everyone is staring at us. –Beth
They're not staring at us; they're staring at your ex-husband. –Jamie
I’ve only seen you on TV and in pictures your wife threw away of you. –Jamie
I’m just happy Beth found someone to Snuggie with. –Sean Payton
I’m more of a fan of my stepson. That’s why I’m here. –Sean Payton
You played a great game out there. –Sean Payton
We lost 0 to 40. –Connor Payton
No, I mean YOU. You were personally great. You can’t help if all your teammates are horrible. –Sean Payton
Cool bike. You get that for Christmas? –Nate
No. it was my neighbor's. He died. –Mitch Bizone
Bountygate! –Mitch Bizone
Yep, that's what they're calling it. –Sean Payton
Yep. Newspaper. Radio. It's online, too. –Mitch Bizone
I know. –Sean Payton
You know, the Internet. –Mitch Bizone
No, I know what the Internet is. I do. –Sean Payton
I’m blowing up, man. You’re lucky to have me. –Sean Payton
You guys up for some vegan ice cream? It’s just like regular ice cream, as long as you’ve never tasted regular ice cream. –Jamie
Why don’t you just bring up a toaster? We can end it all. –Sean Payton
That QB doesn’t check his blindside when he drops from the pocket. He should check his safeties. –Sean Payton
HOME TEAM. ISAIAH MUSTAFA as PORCUPINE COACH. CR. SCOTT YAMANO/NETFLIX
A touchdown! A real touchdown?! –Mitch Bizone
Take it easy. Act like ya been here. –Sean Payton
They need some better plays to run and maybe a little motivation. That’s why I’m fixing to get a whistle around your neck. –Troy Lambert
Being Sean Payton’s son ain’t easy. –Troy Lambert
You know, I used to live there, right? Before all the dreamcatchers and snowflakes. –Sean Payton
Are you going to be our new coach? –Paulie
We need you. Like really really need you. –Dennis
We suck so bad. –Marcos
Sadly, it's true. If we didn't have Marcos, we'd be the worst team in the league. –Nate
We are the worst team in the league. –Brian
Look, I want you boys to treat Mr. Payton with the same respect you treat me. –Troy Lambert
Oh, oh, we can do better than that. –Jason
This is practice. There’s no pressure at practice. –Harlan
The only reason to play football is to have fun. And the only way to have fun is to win. –Sean Payton
That little peanut needs some toughing up. –Sean Payton
I just don’t want to adjust these kids to the emergency room. –Troy Lambert
That could not be an actual play. –Sean Payton
You can’t just switch everything up, Sean. This ain’t no merry-go-round. –Troy Lambert
I’m here to win games. Not make you feel better about what position your son is playing. –Sean Payton
Wait, who did we lose to last week? –Dennis
I forget. It was the team with the orange helmets and the swords. Could've been the Vikings, could've been the Romans, or the Knights. It could've been The Blacksmiths. –Paulie
Home Team (L-R) Jacob Perez as Marcos, Taylor Lautner as Troy Lambert, Christopher Farrar as Jason, Kevin James as Sean Payton, Gary Valentine as Mitch Bizone, Manny Magnus as Harlan, Tait Blum as Connor. Cr. Scott Yamano/Netflix
You gonna stick around for the rest of the season? –Troy Lambert
People always ask me about you. And most of the time, I just have to make it up because I don’t know you. –Connor Payton
Sometimes, to succeed, you have to do the unexpected. –Sean Payton
There’s no way these guys are 12. 52 doesn't look like no kid. –Troy Lambert
He looks like he has a kid. –Sean Payton
Last Saturday, I saw a team get beat mentally! I saw guys quitting! I saw guys not at their physical best. So how do we bring that to the next level? I'll tell you how. We start running laps. Go! –Sean Payton
She’s not my girlfriend. She doesn’t even know I exist. –Harlan
If you lose, do not tell anybody that I helped you. –Sean Payton
A lot of times, we don’t get a shot at redemption. –Sean Payton
Sean Payton is running these kids ragged. –Jim Nantz
Ronald is already celebrating with his lucky halftime pickle. –Mitch Bizone
Sometimes you need to sacrifice for the good of the team, Dennis. –Sean Payton
Home Team (L-R) Rob Schneider as Jamie, Kevin James as Sean Payton, Jackie Sandler as Beth, Tait Blum as Connor. Cr. Patti Perret/Netflix.
If you’re not having fun, you’re welcome to ride the bench. –Sean Payton
You’re only here ’cause you got suspended. –Connor Payton
You said you didn’t want a whistle around your neck because you didn’t think Conner would like it. I know you don’t want to be right. –Troy Lambert
Nobody thought we had a chance when I came to New Orleans. And nobody thought we had a chance entering this season. And nobody thought we had a chance entering this game. It feels pretty good. –Sean Payton
I'll bet it does coach. But, for the record, I believed in you, and I believed in this team from the very start. –Jim Nantz
I don't remember you saying that. –Sean Payton
I didn't share that opinion publicly, but I said it a few times around my house. –Jim Nantz
Thanks for getting me to where I need to be on this journey. –Sean Payton
Last game of the season, everybody plays. –Sean Payton
Is that mid-birth? –Sean Payton
You’re a lot more patient with me after working with kids for a year. –Intern Emily
Can you get me a piece of Juicy Fruit? –Sean Payton
Okay, is that code for something? –Intern Emily
Yeah, it's code for, “I like the taste of gum.” –Sean Payton
We sucked without you. –Lionel the Janitor
HOME TEAM (L-R) KEVIN JAMES as SEAN PAYTON, TAIT BLUM as CONNOR. CR. SCOTT YAMANO/NETFLIX
ABOUT HOME TEAM
Two years after a Super Bowl win when NFL head coach Sean Payton is suspended, he goes back to his hometown and finds himself reconnecting with his 12-year-old son by coaching his Pop Warner football team.
HOME TEAM is streaming on Netflix on January 28.
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