THE ADAM PROJECT is now streaming on Netflix. This heartwarming sci-fi/adventure/comedy is sure to be one of the most popular family films of the year. With Ryan Reynolds in the lead, of course, you can expect some brilliant one-liners and other best quotes in THE ADAM PROJECT.
The Adam Project (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam, Mark Ruffalo as Louis Reed and Walker Scobell as Young Adam. Cr. Doana Gregory/Netflix © 2022
THE ADAM PROJECT Best Quotes
Make sure you read our review of THE ADAM PROJECT and enjoy this curated list of THE ADAM PROJECT Best Quotes.
It’s barely been a year since we’ve lost his father. You could show some compassion. –Ellie Reed
I know you, Adam. I know the mouth of yours. I know exactly what got you punched. –Ellie Reed
If I keep having to leave work in the middle of the day, I’m going to lose my job. So third time you’ve been suspended for fighting. –Ellie Reed
I know, you’d think I’d be better at it by now. –Young Adam
I’m going out to dinner with a friend. –Ellie Reed
Which friend? –Young Adam
His name’s Derek. We work together. –Ellie Reed
You’re going on a date. –Young Adam
That’s not a date. I don’t think it’s a date. So today I am going on a date. Where am I going on a date? –Ellie Reed
Can you please stop saying date now? Thanks. –Young Adam
I don’t want to…sorry. We should have spoken about this. I don’t know how to handle it. Let’s talk about it right now. –Ellie Reed
Dear God, no, no, no. –Young Adam
You can have any kind of feeling it’s all totally normal bonus. We’re talking about it time to go. Look at that whole new world but we will talk about this tonight. –Ellie Reed
Make Good choices. –Young Adam
Okay, says the boy who got suspended. –Young Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Walker Scobell as Young Adam and Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam. Cr. Doane Gregory/Netflix © 2021
Put the bat down. I’m not gonna hurt you. I promise. Mostly bleeding. How old are you? –Big Adam
12. How did you in my dad’s garage? –Young Adam
It was open. –Big Adam
No, it wasn’t and that is a flight suit. Are you a pilot? –Young Adam
Yeah, yeah. Listen, listen to me. Don’t call anyone. Okay, put the phone…I’m not going to hurt you. –
Yeah, you said that already? –Young Adam
Really? That bears repeating. –Big Adam
Wow. Well, I have so much more in my body. –Big Adam
It’s a lot of blood. –Young Adam
Wow. Well, I have so much more in my body. Where’s your mother? –Big Adam
On a date? –Young Adam
With who? –Big Adam
With who? –Young Adam
What’s his name? –Big Adam
I don’t know. Derek? –Young Adam
Derek? Derek? Derek Derek. Derek. –Big Adam
That’s Yes. –Young Adam
The guy with the mouth mullet? –Big Adam
The goatee? –Young Adam
Yeah. –Big Adam
Say goatee. –Young Adam
He doesn’t matter. None of them matter. I’m going to go outside the house. I’m going to get some stuff. Stay here, I want you to stay in the garage. –Big Adam
Let some creepy dude just wander around my house alone? I don’t think so. –Young Adam
Yeah, believe me. I don’t want to be here anymore and you want to hear just kind of stopped bleeding. Dress the wound so I don’t get a nasty infection. I will be on my merry way. Don’t touch that. –Big Adam
I was just looking. –Young Adam
Don’t touch my stuff. –Big Adam
So lightsaber? –Young Adam
No, it’s not a lightsaber. –Big Adam
Enough with the bat. If I wanted to hurt you I would have done it already. Because if I’m being perfectly honest with myself, you have a very punchable face. Oh my god. That bullet went straight through. That’s good. –Big Adam
A bullet? You were shot? –Young Adam
No, actually, no. No, I was stabbed with a bullet. What do you think, you moron? –Big Adam
You’re the one who was shot. –Young Adam
Wow. That’s weird. It farts when I cough. –Big Adam
I’m going to go upstairs. I’m going to grab some stuff. Stay cool. You can trust me. –Big Adam
It’s easy for you to say. I’m the one in the therapist’s office telling them about where the bad man touched me. –Young Adam
That’s where you go? Immediately? You’re dark, man. –Big Adam
Why are you here? –Young Adam
What do you hear when I say “classified?” What’s in your brain, here? Chocolate? –Big Adam
What’s with the lightsaber? –Young Adam
It’s not a lightsaber. Jesus Christ. Adam. I need you to play cool. I know that playing it cool isn’t really your thing, never has been. –Big Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Walker Scobell as Young Adam and Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam. Cr. Doane Gregory/Netflix © 2022
Wait how do you know my name? –Young Adam
You’re Adam Reed. Born February 10, 2010. Your parents are Ellie and Louis Reed, who would have died about a year ago. You don’t play any sports because of an acute asthmatic condition. Plus, you’re freakishly small for a 12-year-old. You go to Franklin School where you’ve been suspended 2 maybe 3 times for fighting, which is ironic because you can’t fight. –Big Adam
How do you know my dog’s name? Because I named him. –Young Adam
When I was 7. I ran into a table on the patio. I got 12 stitches. You knew how to get in my dad’s garage. You know how close the fridge is. You knew how to time my breathing. We have the same scar and you’re wearing my dad’s watch. –
This watch. That’s classified, but yes. –Big Adam
I can’t believe you’re future me. –Young Adam
You came to terms with that pretty quickly. Disturbing actually. –Big Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam and Walker Scobell as Young Adam. Cr. Doane Gregory/Netflix © 2022
Crap we’re gonna switch to plan A, which is where you come in. All tech in the future is coded to its user’s DNA. Because I’m injured, the jet won’t even clear me to fly, which means I can’t even get in there to fix her but guess who can? –Big Adam
When is the flashing red light ever good? –Big Adam
I know you want to touch all the pretty buttons with your sticky little child fingers. But the reactor has a quantum signature. If you fire it up, they can find us if they’re here. Who are they? Glad that you didn’t ask me that because they are classified.” –Big Adam
Wait. Do you remember this? –Young Adam
Remember what? –Big Adam
This, right here, right now? –Young Adam
You’ll be here in 2022 Okay, I know you’re going with this. –Big Adam
I mean, this is happening to me. It already happened to you, right? Unless it works like a multiverse where each realm creates an alternate universe. –Young Adam
By God. We watch too many movies. Okay, prevailing wisdom. I said, when I go back to my fixed time, my memory– our memories–are reformed, they reconcile. But now while I’m here–fixed time. what’s that? –Big Adam
What’s that? –Young Adam
There’s only one place in time where you belong on a quantum level or not screwing around with the cosmos like I am. That is your fixed time where you actually belong. –Big Adam
So by being here in telling me this, you may have just changed my whole future. –Young Adam
Honestly, your future is pretty tragic. Either way. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. I’m not kidding. I’m kidding. Let’s go there we go. So I’m just gonna lay down this bullet wound he’ll think about some key investment opportunities for your future. –Big Adam
Are you out of your tiny mind? Get back in the house before our mother gets home, and don’t make it weird. –Big Adam
How is your not a date? Will you be seeing him again? –Young Adam
Oh, I don’t know. I don’t think so. –Ellie
Hi. –Derek
Hi again. –Ellie
You left your scarf in my car. –Derek
I did. Gosh, thanks. –Ellie
Oh, hey there kiddo. –Derek
This is my son, Adam. Adam. This is Derek. –Ellie
Derek, you have a wonderful mouth mullet. –Young Adam
You’re kind of ripped. Do you work out a lot because…
If you just have a thought in your mouth, maybe could be fun to just keep it in in the future. –Big Adam
So when does all this happen? Is everyone’s just ripped like one day in the future. Does it happen in college? Oh, wait, do we get a lot of girls in college. –Young Adam
Time travel exists. It exists, not crazy. Every conceptual idea you have about the universe has just been thrown out the window. But your big question is, “do I get laid?” –Big Adam
Jesus Christ, I was just wondering. –Young Adam
Well, wonder in silence. –Big Adam
How long ago was dad’s accident? –Big Adam
About a year and a half ago. –Young Adam
Still hasn’t cleaned out his closet. –Big Adam
She’s not much of a housekeeper. –Young Adam
You have her to take care of you if she has no one you understand? You understand? She wakes up every morning with a broken heart and a closet full of his closing gets nothing from you but a fistful of crap and not even like 10 seconds of genuine empathy. I knew you know, tell me about it. In 30 years, he still gets sick to your stomach every time you remember how you treated her now. I still love his jacket. –Big Adam
The Adam Project (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Big Adam and Jennifer Garner as Ellie. Cr. Doane Gregory/Netflix © 2022
I find that hard to believe. Babies pure love. They grow into teenagers who grow into be assassins of happiness. It’s been a rough day, rough couple of years. Boys. Oh, it’s me. It’s not his fault. He’s just dealing. It’s fine. We’ll be fine. I wish I knew what I was doing wrong. –Eillie
You’re not doing anything wrong. Teenage boys are horrible. It’s like living with a urinal cake that yells at you. Mother says she said the ones to take the head. But I’ll tell you something. Boys always come back to their mothers. –Big Adam
Sounds like you’re speaking from experience. You have a good mom. –Eillie
I do. The best. –Big Adam
I’m still researching boarding schools. No, I don’t mean that he’s such a sweet kid. We lost his dad in a car today year before last. That’s tough. Yeah, I have no idea. –Eillie
I have some idea. You’re grieving too? So tell him. you should tell him. I don’t think he needs to pretend to be strong for him. And the problem with acting like we have it all together is he believes it, but he needs to know. –Big Adam
My husband had a jacket just like that. –Ellie
This is classic. Nice chap. I’ll see you later. She has made you He loves you he knows? Surfaris answers check. –Big Adam
She’s no friend. No. After Dad died she got rich off of his tech bought all the right people. Next thing you know she has exclusive control over the most valuable resource on Earth. Time. –Big Adam
Wait a minute. You’re saying dad invented time travel? –Young Adam
Not on purpose. The magnetic particle accelerator. Remember that? Kind of the Adam project or as I like to call it his favorite child. –Big Adam
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