It's not that often that you like a sequel as much or more than you like the original. The Boss Baby: Family Business is one of those rare occasions. My youngest girls were enamored with the first film. In fact, every time we'd eat sushi, they'd remind us that Boss Baby likes sushi. They were constantly reciting their favorite Boss Baby quotes, so we pulled together a list of the Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business.
Let's just say I'm the boss.
–Boss Baby
Best Quotes from The Boss Baby: Family Business
Now, my nephews are on the Boss Baby train. My oldest nephew told me every time he saw me, for weeks, that there was a new Boss Baby movie coming out. So we sure were excited when it was just as funny as the first one.
If you haven't seen The Boss Baby: Family Business, this is your spoiler warning. While our Best Quotes posts aren't meant to give away whole plots, sometimes they do spoil scenes, so proceed with caution.
Time is a funny thing. –Tim Templeton
When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years, well they went by so fast. Before you know it you’re all grown up. It even happened to me. –Tim
They call me a stay-at-home dad. –Tim
Being a dad is the coolest job in the world. –Tim
We have our ups and we have our downs, but we always stick together. –Tim
He always remembers to send inappropriately lavish gifts on special occasions. –Tim
Come on, Pa, hit me. –Tabitha Templeton
I'm trying to do my homework, or I'm doomed. –Tabitha
If there's one thing I've learned, you're only a kid once. –Tim
Dad, my schedule is brutal tomorrow. –Tabitha
At long last, the sweet breath of freedom. –Wizzie
Hey, you wanna scare the crap out of mom? –Tim
It’s all about the dough. –Carol Templeton
Boom Shaka Laka. –Tabitha
The jokes were good, right? –Tim
Hmmm. . . –Tabitha
I’m a lot taller in my mind. –Tim
I look forward to greeting you at the breakfast table. –Tabitha
What century is this? –Wizzie
You would never treat Lamb Lamb this way. –Wizzie
Never abuse the snooze button. –Wizzie
I’m in the family business. It’s a clip-on tie. –Tina
What’s with the face? –Tina
You gotta say YES YES YES!! –Tina
You sleep butt-dialed me? –Ted
Butt dialed? –Carol
With my butt. –Tim
I have a beautiful voice. –Ted
How about you both suck it? –Tina
She can talk? –Ted
A lot. –Tim
Why don’t you both suck it? –Tina
Buckle up, boys! –Tina
I'm home. –Ted
I still love you, Daddy. –Tina
Take it from me, you have to be aggressive if you want to climb the corporate ladder. –Ted
The only thing holding your child back is you. –Dr. Erwin Armstrong
Ahhh, my texting hand!!! –Ted
Now the tea is hot, Connie. –Tina
I've got to lose this baby fat. –Tina
You know what? You’re going to baby jail. –Carol
Tina! What is your problem? –Carol
It's not that she hates you, Tim, she just doesn't respect you. –Ted
I miss my teeth. –Ted
I’m the boss, applesauce. –Tina
Daylight can’t be saved, Tim! –Wizzie
Upsies. I need upsies. –Ted
I’ll send them a check. –Ted
This place even looks evil. –Tim
Something doesn’t smell right. –Ted
This is my emotional support plant. –Tim
Never touch another man’s peony. –Ted
It’s all our parents' fault so we’re all doomed! –Pageant ensemble
That’s really dad? I said a lot of stuff to that kid. –Tabitha
OPA! –Class
Oprah! –Tim
His brain certainly doesn't move at light speed. –Nathan
Who wants to play Shawshank? –Ted
The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph! –Ted (quote from motivational speaker Marvin Phillips)
Get back in the box, boopie. –Ted
Here at the Acorn Center we believe that all competition is healthy competition. –Dr. Armstrong
I guess we'll just have to melt down your big ol' statue and turn it into participation trophies. –Tina
We may be small, but we’re about to teach grown-ups a big lesson. –Dr. Armstrong
To be or not to be? Tabitha? –Dr. Armstrong
To be. –Tabitha
On my signal, unleash heck. –Ted
What's up y'all? School is stupid. –Tim
You are going to have a time out. –Dr. Armstrong
We meet again, doorknob. –Ted
They always say, if you want something done right you have to do it without your brother. –Ted
What the frittata? –Ted
I did things with glue that I'm not proud of, but I made it. –Ted
The only thing you're going to succeed at is being alone. –Tim
Is this some kind of a ninja boy band? –Ted
What maniacal underground fortress doesn't have ninjas? –Ted
Remind me to get the number of your muttonchop guy. –Ted
Lolly? –Dr. Armstrong
I taught babies to code. –Dr. Armstrong
Are you going to let grownups push you around? –Dr. Armstrong
Why do parents get to be in charge anyway? –Dr. Armstrong
Cheers to the revolution! –Dr. Armstrong
I've been on hold so long, I've got a tooth growing in. –Tina
What happens on the playground, stays on the playground. –Ted
What a bunch of diaper sniffers! –Tina
The photos will spread like a diaper rash. –Tina
The truth is, it's lonely at the top. –Ted
A very wise person once told me that just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to grow apart. –Ted
Hold onto your chaps, pal! –Ted
I've got something better than a partner. I have a brother. –Ted
It's the night of the living boomers! –Ted
Childhood doesn’t last forever but family sure does! –Tina
Isn’t it great to see them fighting again? –Ted Sr.
Did we include your favorite quote from The Boss Baby: Family Business? Let us know in the comments below.
Make sure you check out our interview with Director Tom McGrath.
The Boss Baby: Family Business is available on Digital on August 31, and 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on September 14 from Universal Picture Home Entertainment.
ABOUT THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS
How many Boss Babies can one family hold?
He may be a big-shot moneyman now, but Ted Templeton flashes back to his Boss Baby past when he and his brother Tim renew their rivalry and make a shocking discovery! Turns out, Tim’s infant daughter Tina inherited Uncle Ted’s job as an undercover BabyCorp agent. She’s on a secret mission to stop an evil plan to turn babies into brats, and she needs both brothers to help! Ted and Tim now have to turn back into kids for a hilariously outrageous adventure that reminds them of the true power of family!
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