Best Quotes in Hawkeye on Disney+

Marvel Studio’s “Hawkeye” on Disney+ is the action-packed series we’ve all been waiting for. As with any Marvel show, it is full of fantastic quotes and funny moments. We’ve curated a list of the Best Quotes in “Hawkeye” on Disney+.

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Best Quotes in “Hawkeye” on Disney+.

Here are Marvel Studio’s “Hawkeye” Best Quotes from the series.

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 1 “Never Meet Your Heroes” (November 24, 2021).

 

Maybe you’ve gotten used to solutions falling out of the sky? –Eleanor

Mommy said things don’t fall from the sky. –Kate

What would you do in a hurricane? –Kate
I’d do what I always do. Protect you. –Russell

What if they come back? –Kate
They won’t come back. –Eleanor
How do you know? –Kate
Because the heroes showed them what would happen. –Eleanor

I need to protect us. –Kate
Kate, that’s my job. Whatever you need, I’m here for you. –Eleanor
I need a bow and arrow. –Kate

Does the bell swing back and forth or does the ding a ling thingy in the middle swing back and forth? –Kate

Well, that was a bit of a letdown. –Greer
Let me fix it. –Kate

All the famous bells have cracks in them. –Kate
That’s not great. –Kate
This is bad. –Kate

I know how it ends. I was there. You know who wasn’t there? That guy. Ant-Man. –Clint
You look pretty cool, though. –Lila

It’s fine if you don’t want to watch the show. Everyone misses her but she was your best friend. –Lila
It’s Christmas in New York but we’re out of here. –Clint

The dean said that it had a bell and a clock, and overachiever that you are, you destroyed both. –Eleanor

Young people always think they are invincible. And rich people always think they are invincible. You have always been both…Don’t get hurt. –Eleanor

What’s with all the swords, mom? –Kate
There have been a few changes while you were away this semester. –Eleanor
What an unexpected surprise. –Jack
All surprises are unexpected. –Kate
That can’t be right, can it? –Jack

That was in your mouth. –Kate

If he pukes, you two are cleaning it up. –Lila

Seems like she won the jackpot. –Kate
You think? So does he. I’m not so sure. –Armand

It seems you need to have a chat with your prize of a mother. –Armand

You’re engaged? –Kate
Could we have a moment? –Eleanor
I’m sorry you found out this way. –Eleanor
It’s just like, fast. –Kate
It’s nice to get swept up in the romance of it. –Eleanor
Is there part of you that could be happy for me. –Eleanor
Yes, of course. I’m going to go set some air. –Kate

This seat is taken. I’ve about had it with that fiance of yours. –Armand

I’ll remind you this is for home display only, and I have no idea where you got it. –Auctioneer

90 seconds to find the watch, everything else is secondary. –Tracksuit Mafia member

Bro! –Tracksuit Mafia member

You’re right about the tree dad. It was amazing. –Nathaniel

Check it out, a ninja saved a dog. Isn’t that amazing dad? –Lila

That was crazy, but we’re safe. We’re safe! –Kate to Lucky
What is going on with Armand? Do you think he’s connected to the breakout somehow? –Kate to Lucky

Do not destroy this apartment. –Kate to Lucky

Monogrammed butterscotch? –Kate
Armand? Oh god! –Kate

We missed you, Ronin. –Tracksuit Mafia member
We got eyes on you now, Bro. –Tracksuit Mafia member 2
Why you making it so tough on us, Bro? –Tracksuit Mafia member 3

Come, on! –Clint
You’re Hawkeye! –Kate
Who the hell are you? –Clint

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 2 “Hide and Seek” (November 24, 2021)

You’re a kid. My god. –Clint
How did you get this suit? –Clint

Are you assessing threats? –Kate
Something like that. –Clint
Some people have actually called me the world’s greatest archer. –Kate
Are you one of those people? –Clint
Um yeah, one of them, yes. –Kate
That’s wonderful. Can you open the door please? –Clint

Some guard dog you got there. –Clint
He’s not mine. –Kate

Nice place you got here. –Clint
I inherited it. –Kate
What are you 18? –Clint
I’m 22. –Kate

Can you get this vest off so I can get going? –Clint
So where’d you get the suit? –Clint
Black market auction. –Kate
So you bought it? –Clint
Not exactly. –Kate
What all did you do in the suit? –Clint

22-year-old vigilante. Shouldn’t you be in school? –Clint
Funny you should ask. –Kate

You okay by the way?? –Clint
You should see the other guys. –Kate
I did. Tracksuit Mafia. –Clint
That’s their name? A little on the nose, don’t you think? –Kate

Do you think they are the ones that killed my mom’s finance’s uncle? –Kate

Did you go anywhere before that? –Clint
I just dropped off the dog. –Kate
Hey Kate Bishop! –Tracksuit Mafia member
…and my name’s on the buzzer. –Kate

That’s all you got? –Tracksuit Mafia member

Grab the dog and go! –Clint
What about the suit? –Kate
Come back for it. –Clint

So where are we going? –Kate
Far away from those guys trying to kill you. –Clint

We going to your safe-house? Is it in Avengers Tower? –Kate
No, Tony tore that down. –Clint

I need to find a safe place. To stash you. –Clint
Stash me? Like a bag of money. –Kate
A bag of money would be useful to me right now. –Clint
I might know a place. Would a bag of money know a place? –Kate

Not exactly a fortress but it will do. –Clint
It’s my aunt’s place; she’s in Florida for the winter. –Kate

Do you have cats in here? –Clint
Just cat hair. –Kate

Yes, Clint, you may enter my apartment. Don’t you need my keys? –Kate
Nope. Stay here. Lock this door. –Clint

Since when did everyone start saying I love you all the time? –Clint
That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink 3 sizes? –Kate

It’s more of a title of nobility. Like Earl of Sandwich. –Kate

Did you clean it? Shit, you did it all wrong. –Clint

So how’s my place? –Kate
Crispy. –Clint

Did you get the suit? –Kate
No. –Clint
But you have a lead? –Kate
What makes you say that? –Clint

What’s that? –Clint
I started describing what I could remember of the Tracksuits’ faces. –Kate
I guess you’re not an art major. –Clint

I’ll be back in the morning buddy. You’re a good dog. –Clint

When you get to the airport Cooper is in charge. –Clint
Why’s he in charge, he’s an idiot? –Lila
I may be an idiot, but I have seniority. –Cooper

Mommy, mommy! It’s a superhero. –Kid

No that’s Katniss Everdeen. –Clint

Your problem is branding. –Kate
No, my problem is you. –Clint

Sorry for your loss. I saw it on the news. –Kate
I bought a book about being a stepdad. –Jack
Money well spent, Jack. –Kate

Name, title, organization. –Larper at check-in
No, thanks. –Clint
Email? –Larper at check-in
Classified. –Clint

Aren’t you Hawkeye! –Grills
Look, I’m not trying to cause a scene, out of respect, for whatever the hell this is but I’m plumb out of patience. So you’ve got two choices, understand? I can take this pretend sword and you pretend to die and I take that suit, or I’m gonna real punch you and you’re gonna real fall down, and I’m gonna take that suit. –Clint
Just let me kill you; I’ll give you the suit. –Grills
No. –Clint
Come on, man. You’re a superhero in real life. This is as close as I’m ever gonna get to being one. Just work with me. Let me kill you. –Grills
And I fought Thanos. –Clint

You can call me Clint. –Clint
I can call you Clint? –Grills
Seriously, I owe you one. This has been like the best day of my life. –Grills

I mean, you had fun? –Grills
I’m glad I did it. Merry Christmas. –Clint

Butterscotch? –Jack

What’s up, bro? –Tracksuit Mafia member
What’s up boys? You found me. –Clint
Easy. She wants him alive. –Tracksuit Mafia member

Sometimes back-to-back calls isn’t the right move, and in this case, it was. –Kate
I’m sorry, Clint Barton can’t take your call right now. –Tracksuit Mafia member

Wakey, wakey, Bro. –Tracksuit Mafia member
Nice place you have here. Not creepy at all. –Clint

Look, guys, I’m not who you think I am. –Clint
So you are not Hawkeye? –Tracksuit Mafia member
So I guess I am the guy. –Clint
Kate Bishop is guy. –Tracksuit Mafia member
Kate Bishop is not the guy. –Clint
Kate Bishop is guy. –Tracksuit Mafia member

Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture. –Clint

Oh wow, didn’t realize we were supposed to bring guns. –Kate

I was just trying to help, okay. –Kate
Don’t talk. –Clint
Uh oh. You’re in trouble now, bro. –Tracksuit Mafia member

 

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 3 “Echoes” (December 1, 2021).

 

You seem like you’re mad at me. –Kate

She always like this? –Ivan

Sorry, hard of hearing. Not deaf. –Clint

She asked what you’re doing here, Clint Barton? –Kazi

Riding a unicorn. –Kate

I was doing fine, okay. –Kate

I’m not hearing you. You drive, okay? –Clint

Trick arrows?! –Kate

Definitely not trick arrows. Not this one. Not this one. –Clint

This would be a lot easier if you’d start labeling your arrows. –Kate

Oh look, we’re communicating. –Kate

There are four arrows more dangerous than that one. –Kate

A plunger arrow? Is that a trick that is completely useless? –Kate

Please be a good one. Please be a good one. –Kate

Kate, here. Acid arrows. Drop it at the stoplight. –Clint

The Challenger gets totaled anyway. –Clint

I have no idea what you’re saying. I’m just going to assume you’re on board. Shoot up. –Clint

Don’t move. You do not want to see what this arrow does. Trust me. –Kate

Now I get the whole plunger arrow thing. –Kate

Oh, we gotta walk that dog. –Kate

Remind me. Who’s in charge? –Maya
You are. –Kazi

I’ve dreamed of this for as long as I can remember. –Kate

It comes at a price. This life you want to live. –Clint

You realize my job for the last 20 years was to be not recognizable. –Clint

I’m not a role model to anyone. –Clint

Little Caeser? Dogfather? Sir Dog of Pizza? Pizza Dog. –Kate

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 4 “Partners, Am I Right?” (December 8, 2021).

My great great great great grandfather built the building. –Kate

Why is there an Avenger in my dining room? –Eleanor

He’s my partner. –Kate
We’re not partners. –Clint
Friends, slash partners. –Kate
I wouldn’t really describe us as friends. –Clint

Oh, by the way, thank you for saving the world. –Jack
Don’t mention it. –Clint

I would like my daughter to start telling me the truth. –Eleanor
I logged into your account because I needed information on an actual case with actual people who are an actual danger. –Kate
So Kate is helping you with an Avengers-level threat? –Eleanor
Well, not exactly. –Clint
But you are working together. –Eleanor
Yes. Sounds weird because it is. –Clint
Okay. Well, I guess I’m just gonna have to trust everyone at this table to do what’s right.
–Eleanor

Let me clarify. She is not a superhero. –Eleanor
She’s pretty good at all this –Clint
Natasha Romanoff was pretty damn good, wasn’t she? Being good isn’t always enough to keep you alive. Clint, do you have kids? It’s been a rough week for my family. But I’m letting you know that I cannot lose Kate. I’ve lost people before. I know in your line of work, you have, too. So you’ll forget this case. –Eleanor
I can’t do that. –Clint

I talked to that friend of yours. He’s been learning Russian and jogging a ton. –Laura
Tracksuits. So Sloan is their front? –Clint
He said that his boss Jack Duquesne never gives them a day off. –Laura
Jack’s CEO. He’s laundering money for the big guy? –Clint
Let me guess you’re gonna need another day. –Laura
Yeah, this kid I’m helping is stuck right in the middle of this, so I can’t even leave until I know she’s safe. –Clint
I’ve been wondering, did anything else go missing from the compound? –Laura
…I don’t think so. Why, wasn’t that destroyed like years ago? –Clint
Well, I thought so, but I thought the same thing about your fancy outfit. –Laura
It was worth looking into ain’t it? If we can, check the signal from the transmitter. –Clint

 

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 5 “Ronin” (December 15, 2021).

Does Clint think you’re a superhero? –Eleanor

I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like. It’s delicious. –Kate

Do you keep saying my whole name just to show you know me? –Kate
Yes. –Yelena

I’m here to kill Clint Barton. –Yelena

You’re really Natasha’s sister? I did not see that coming. –Kate

My sister is gone because of him. Is she collateral damage? –Yelena

We’re defined by what we do, not by nice words. –Yelena

Thank you for the girls’ night. Truly. –Yelena

Oh, and Kate Bishop, do not get in my way again. –Yelena

Do you think I want to leave all these messages like a crazy person? No, this is your fault. –Kate

Hold on one second so I can put on brass knuckles and punch you in face. –Tracksuit Mafia guy

I know you didn’t call looking for permission and you don’t need it from me. –Laura

Best Quotes “Hawkeye” Episode 6 “So This Is Christmas” (December 22, 2021).

What’s this one? –Kate
Way too dangerous. –Clint

Don’t make me like you. –Yelena

This is supposed to be scary, this is supposed to be scary, this is supposed to be scary… –Kate

Kate, Don’t do anything stupid! –Clint
Timber! –Kate

Take one of these. –Clint
Is it time? –Kate
It’s time. Let’s give ’em hell. –Clint

What happens to them now? –Kate
I don’t know, I’ll have to ask Scott about that one. –Clint

Nice shot! –Kazi
Yeah, no sh!t! –Clint

You know what I have to do. –Kazi

Before I kill you, I have to ask you one question. –Yelena
It’s nice to finally meet you, Yelena. –Clint

Your sister sacrificed herself. She saved the world. –Clint

Leave, Maya. He’s coming for you. –Kazi

You’re really starting to annoy me. –Kingpin

 

It will all go back to normal. –Eleanor
It’s never been normal. –Kate
This was just an unfortunate arrangement, but it’s all over. –Eleanor
I know what it’s like to have nothing and you can’t handle it. –Eleanor
How do you know what I can handle? –Kate
Is this what superheroes do? Have their mothers arrested on Christmas? –Eleanor

I loved her so much. –Yelena
Me too. –Clint

Maya, you and I are family. Sometimes family doesn’t see eye to eye. –Kingpin

I saw you with your sword earlier, You’re petty handy with that thing. Have you ever heard of LARPing? –LARPer

Every now and then you come across someone who just makes you better. –Clint

You know what? We gotta walk that dog. –Clint
Yeah, we do. –Kate

Oh, yeah, I brought home a couple of strays. –Clint

You’re never gonna guess what was found in a black market auction in NYC. –Clint
Thank you. –Laura
You might wanna take better care of your stuff. –Clint
Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. –Laura

 

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